Crap Rock

Episode X - The End

The end is here, and unfortunatly, for this series thats all there is, but then again, if you are reading this, you probobly havn't listened yet, so your about to find out that...............

Episode VIIII- The Time Capsule

Famed by H.G Wells himself, this captivating episode features a real, live, time capsule. What will they think of next??????

Episode VIII- In Da Hood My Breadbin

In this thrilling episode; Apu & Patel hit the streets, only to see what lies in the darkness...............

Episode VII-In The Bank

Critically acclaimed, and complemented, one of the most hilarious episodes is here, and gone.
Yes thats it.

Episode VI - Another Day in the life of Patel

Gosh, this is getting tiresome, if you are finding it the same, take a nap, and continue listening after, giive your laughing muscles time to rest, or else, wildly swing at yourself with a knife, who knows? you might stab yourself and find it so painful, you are not tired from laughing anymore!

Episode V - Dinner

Yes, it's that time again, dinner time, so, when you're done with that, come back and download the next episode of crap rock, but careful, or you might find your dinner all over the PC screen from laughter. Yum, send any vomit in a SAE to: Freepost, craprock, BBC, po box 1989, or call 0181 811 8181

Episode IV - A Day In The Life Of Patel

I read the news today oh boy, but this looked more amusing so I slamm dunked the newspaper in the nearest bowl of milk I could find, and listen to the new episode of CRAP ROCK!!!

Episode III - Training

Once more the genius is here

Episode II - Boom Boom Cha

This is the second in this incredible series, with the famed, yet to be realeased song of: BOOM BOOM CHA

Welcome to Croydon

Yes, It's been 3 years in the making and it's finally here, Crap Rock season one, have fun listening